dropped my scrabble game on the sidewalk
What’s the word on the street?
[BREATHES DEEP] BUT I WILL NEVER END UP LIKE HIM [SLAMS FISTS ON TABLE] BEHIND MY BACK I ALREADY AM [AGGRESSIVELY FLIPS TABLE] KEEP A CALENDAR SO THIS WAY [CLUTCHES CHEST] YOU WILL ALWAYS KNOW [HEARTWRENCHING SOB]
panic! at the deadline
I like being yelled at for getting anxiety evEN THOUGH I HAVE A PANIC DISORDER THAT I CAN’T HELP
I’M SORRY I CAN’T COMPLETELY CONTROL THE CHEMICAL IMBALANCE IN MY BRAIN
I’M SORRY THAT I DON’T KNOW WHY I GET ANXIETY OVER NOTHING AT ALL
SO SORRY I’M SUCH AN INCONVENIENCE
is there like financial aid for concert tickets
GUESS WHO FINALLY SAW THE HOBBIT
why is it always the weird stuff that gets reblogged
the year is 2040 you are still not superior for not listening to pop music
when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem
Man what would happen if we took every criminal and threw them on a continent and just let them have at it for like 50 years? What would they even say when we came back?
probably “g’day mate!”
it’s funny because that’s the actual history of australia
*sets thermostat to 69 degrees* haha 69 *starts dying from heat stroke* haha……69……
How would you even get heat stroke from 69 degrees.
YOU KNOW WHATS FUNNY AT 4AM