me at my high school reunion
This account is garbage and I’m not even sorry about what I have done
what happens if an undercover cop posing as a drug dealer deals to an undercover cop posing as a drug buyer
I read about where something similar to this happened except they were investigating prostitution and they arrested each other and like a year later ended up getting married.
it sounds like the plot of a fanfic
This is exactly how physics does not work.
Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door?
I SPEND HOURS IN THE LAB ALIGNING LASERS AND THIS MADE ME CRY. WTF.
Animals that are unbelievably awesome.
i wish i was friends with someone in my neighborhood so i could randomly call them up and be like ‘yo i know its 3am but do you wanna walk around aimlessly for a little while’
Do you think this is a god damn movie? My best friend lives 20 feet from me and I haven’t seen her in 3 weeks.