god-yes-sherlock:

I feel like that’s the most accurate description. 

thepoundcakeofthebakervilles:

#this is fucking depressing #you know what most normal 6th graders are proud of? #science projects and an A on their math exam or making the school’s basketball team #Dean Winchester is proud of a sawed-off shotgun that he made #ohmygod #What if he had it placed strategically on the motel kitchen table #and he just sorta sat there nonchalantly and kept an eye on the door #waiting for John to come in #and see his shot-gun #and be super proud of his son #and ruffle his hair #and tell him good job #that’s what little Dean expects and hopes for #but John comes in #and he doesn’t smell so good and his words aren’t coming out right #and he just glares at Dean and tells him to go to bed #and Dean knows his dad has been drinking that gross amber looking stuff again #so he nods and says a quiet #’Yes sir’ #and grabs his shotgun and tucks it under his bed and tucks Sammy in #and remembers that it’s not his job to invent guns and it’s not his Dad’s responsibility to ruffle his head and tell him he’s a good boy #He crawls under the covers and mutters to himself #’Good job Dean’ (via professortennant)

mishasminions:

The one where Dean Winchester and Tony Stark have a showdown

Dean: Cas, cover your ears!
Castiel: Dean, what—why?
Tony: Hey there
Dean: Just do it!
Castiel: But Dean—
Tony: I’m Tony Stark
Castiel: Dean, I have the sudden urge to remove my clothing
Dean: NOOOOOOOOOOO

jackpurrycat:

timelyburden:

timelyburden:

Once my dad got a nail stuck in his eye so he had to get this cotton patch taped over it and while he slept I drew an eye on it and put makeup on it and coincidentally my dads name is Joe so I think you know where this is going

My dad was the real Cotton eyed joe

I wasn’t kidding… dont judge the artistic part of it i was 9 and he is a light sleeper

where did he come from

where did he go

deansass:

If this isnt the cutest ask I ever received I dont know what is!!!!!

imtherealcumberbitch:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

a-confidentliar:

a-confidentliar:

I’m going to start reblogging this every Wednesday.

I’m keeping my promise.

OH THANK GOD I FOUND THIS BEFORE IT BECAME THURSDAY.

IM SO HAPPY I FOUND THIS ON WEDNESDAY!!!

brenthor:

i can name more fictional characters than i have friends

urbancatfitters:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

acciobenedictcumberbatch:

I love how Sherlock’s so fucking pleased at John insulting his brother.

freewilllhunting:

if you’re going to try to seduce me please do not bother with ‘sexy’ clothes or lingerie just put on a starfleet uniform it will work much much better